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samjoonyuh:

Some days I feel like Beyonce and some days I feel like Rihanna…

abrotion:

my greatest talent is being able to watch 5 years worth of a tv show in one week

oprahsmom:

reblog if you want a thigh gap like this 

oprahsmom:

reblog if you want a thigh gap like this 

aroihkin:

freyjas:

the-vashta-nerada:

  • i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
  • and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
  • AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? 
  • WELL FUCK YOU 
  • MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST 
  • HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT

what if we have tho

what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids

what if your best friend has to constantly remind themselves not to call you grandma/grandpa

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dontyouever-giveup:

dontyouever-giveup:

i went to high school with this girl named kelsey and she married a guy she met while studying abroad in portugal and her facebook statuses are my favorite thing in the world.

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PEOPLE WERE ASKING FOR AN UPDATE THERE YOU GO.

commumism:

spookyjohnsonbabywash:

commumism:

i will never get tired of christmas music like when that shit starts playing on november first and everyones like “are you fucking kidding me” ill be like HELL FUCKING YEAH riding in on a fucking sleigh wearing a beard and santa hat time to jingle your fucking bells kids

WHY ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT CHRISTMAS MUSIC WHEN HALLOWEEN IS ONLY 30 DAYS AWAY???!11/!?!????!?!?? HUH

[JINGLING INTENSIFIES]

raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

homewreckingwhore:

ACCIDENTALLY SEEING SPOILERS FOR SOMETHING YOU REALLY LIKE
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“Harry, can you believe that we only get seven years of Hogwarts?”

“Yeah, but, that’s what makes it so special. Sure, we have to go back for the summer, but imagine how totally awesome going back is going to be. Until then, I gotta go back to the Muggle world. They’re gonna try and tell me that this wasn’t real and that it hasn’t happened, but you know what? It was real, and it did happen. We spent time here, we made friends here, and that’s a part of us. Because Hogwarts is bigger than us, it’s bigger than any of its founders, and it’s going to be around long after we’re gone. Maybe we’ll see our kids come here, one day.”